“Let It Go” can always be heard from our home these days, whether we’re listening to Idina Menzel’s version or it’s being sung by one or all members of my family. The music is so powerful and the “Let It Go” lyrics bring to mind the breath-taking animation from Disney’s Frozen. However, “Let It Go” takes on a whole other meaning when it’s sung on the toilet. Even the little girl we heard singing it in a bathroom stall in Costco knew how helpful it could be in getting her ‘business’ done.
New “Let It Go” Lyrics
With that in mind, consider these lyrics:
♫ Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door ♫
There are also some easy word substitutions to better fit the situation at hand. I’d share more but, yeah, then that’s really TMI (too much information):
♫ I don’t care
What they’re going to say
Let the (insert type of waste) rage on,
The [smell] never bothered me anyway ♫
While this is a completely ridiculous and gross notion, you have to admit it’s pretty fitting. Oh, and if you have kids anyway, you’ll probably laugh/snort about this more than you would be grossed out by it. Am I right?